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The Pickleball Book of Mischief | Unleash Your Wicked Inner Demon on the Court

The Devil’s Guide to Pickleball Domination

$9.51

Embrace your inner pickleball demon! Humorous pickleball book to the sport’s competitive side.

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Author:

Ron Robert Carter

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Independently Published

Publishing Date:

November 28, 2022

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Pickleball Book | 😈 Pickleball, My Dear Wormwood 😈

Nephew Wormwood,

Your latest reports on the spread of this “pickleball” fill me with diabolical glee! This seemingly innocuous pastime, a peculiar blend of tennis, badminton, and childish whimsy, is proving exceptionally fertile ground for sowing the seeds of sin. Observe, and learn how to turn these enthusiastic mortals into bickering, paddle-wielding champions of chaos!

🔥 Pride: Stoke the Competitive Fire 🔥

  • Exploit the Scoreboard: Every lost point is a festering wound – encourage bruised egos and whispered accusations of cheating.
  • Praise Empty Victories: Fan the flames of arrogance in those who triumph over weaker opponents.
  • Foster Courtside Cliques: Let the hunger for status and petty rivalries distract them from true sportsmanship.

👿 Wrath: Pickleball Tantrums Unleashed 👿

  • The Line Call Dispute: Transform these into never-ending battles of wills, ensuring maximum levels of frustration.
  • Weaponize the Paddle: A “misplaced” smash here, an “accidental” paddle drop there…these tiny acts of aggression add up.
  • Fanning the Flames: Encourage sideline spectators to fuel the drama with ill-timed critiques and jeers.

💤 Sloth: The Demon of Dwindling Effort 💤

  • Tempt with Distractions: The siren song of snacks and courtside gossip lures players away from diligent practice.
  • Excuses, Excuses: A strained muscle is an excuse for weeks of laziness…followed by frustration and envy of those who improve.
  • Comfort Over Conquest: Encourage the belief that just showing up is enough, fostering a lukewarm devotion to pickleball.

…And of course, my dear Wormwood, never underestimate the power of excessive paddle envy! Encourage the constant quest for the newest, shiniest gear, distracting them from the simple joys of the game and fueling feelings of inadequacy.

Remember, even a seemingly harmless game like pickleball can be twisted into a tool for the downfall of man. Continue your observations, and exploit those human foibles with cunning and relish!

Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape

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